Formula Oppo: The Monte Carlo Casino Grand Prix of The Detroit Rivera

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
05/27/2016 at 15:17 • Filed to: FO

Welcome one and all to the 6th and most fancy of rounds of Formula Oppo, the only fantasy game with less and less participants every round. Shit, we’re losing players faster than the UFC. Anyways this week float down the Detroit river to the lakeside coast for some tight racing with little passing.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Oh and Markus Verstappen became the youngest driver ever to win a race, no word on Max Verstappen’s results... The Iceman found second while Seabass fended off Riciardo for third. It was an exciting race all because Rosberg and Hamilton took each other out on the first lap.

This week we head to the narrow streets of Detroit. Lewis Hamilton has had bad luck the last 2 races here and looks to reverse his fortunes and reclaim so championship points. Nicco would very much like to win his home grand prix a forth time in a row. Kimi will go to his boat if he retires. Max Verstappen looks to embarrass his team mates again. Oh and maybe we’ll get to see some titties again during a pan shot of the marina...

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

My picks for this round?

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Kimi Raikkonen

Curse: none

The rest of you have until Q1 to get you picks in or you’ll be met in the back room.

DISCUSSION (30)

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/21/2016 at 22:31

Q. Seb

1. Seb

2. Verstappen

3. Kimi

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/21/2016 at 22:52

Q: HAM

1. ROS

2.VET

3. HAM

WRXasaurus > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/21/2016 at 23:11

Q. ROS

1. ROS

2. HAM

3. RIC

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2016 at 01:03

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Vettel

3. Raikkonen

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2016 at 01:30

Q. Rosberg

1. Rosberg

2. Hamilton

3. Vettel

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2016 at 01:32

Also, have I been kicked out because of missing 2 races?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
05/22/2016 at 01:43

5 is the magic number

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2016 at 01:48

Gotcha, thanks.

Wheelerguy > Hot Takes Salesman
05/22/2016 at 03:09

I like the way you think.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
05/22/2016 at 03:24

Kinja'd!!!

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Anyway...

The Lewd Boy will get the pole, but he would lose this race, wouldn’t he? Nico’s taking this, Seb’s second, Kimi’s third, because Williams can’t into slow-speed cornering.

I have a bad feeling, however, that traffic will be the cruel bitch this race, so reverse the podium order.